The Mating Season

By P.G. Wodehouse

Bertie states his overall pep had plummeted upon beginning his sentence at Deverill Hall, he having been summoned by Agatha to look after Thos for a few days. Jeeves admits his circumstances could've been better, Bertie attempting optimism of at least this being preferred to other options. He then backtracks to allow explanation of what had happened, Agatha coming to him to state of he putting Thos up in his flat whilst he went to doctors and shows before Bertie was sent to Deverill Hall where buddies of hers would house him whilst he pitched in at a village concert, he having gotten a good word from a vicar's niece. So, he knowing his fate was sealed, was in no way comforted to learn Gussie would also be at Deverill Hall, as well.

Bertie then mentions being calmed if he knew more about those who would be surrounding him, Jeeves supplying his host called Esmond Haddock, Bertie recognizing the handle and Jeeves informing him it was because he was related to the owner of a popular morning-after remedy, his father marrying a Deverill, their marriage thought of as a mésalliance - inferior social class marrying above their station, Deverill having needed the dough. Bertie mentions how well informed Jeeves was, he confessing to having a family member working for Deverill Hall, his Uncle Charlie Silversmith. Bertie then learning Esmond was single and lived with five aunts, Bertie considering Gussie's presence may be a blessing with so many females about. Bertie inquires why Gussie was also attending, Jeeves having heard from the man himself, who had dropped in whilst Bertie was oot and aboot.

Bertie asks how he'd been, and Jeeves noting of his seeming down, since he'd decided to go to Deverill Hall when Madeline had been going, but she having changed her plans to support a friend who had love trouble. Bertie gets a bit colorfully mean when describing how Madeline's idea of pepping up wouldn't help any soul due to she being the one "God forgot", but understood why Gussie'd be miffed. Also, Gussie confessed to Jeeves of their relationship currently simmering, this prospect putting Bertie on understandable edge. His attitude clearly showed his worry wouldn't ease until 'proof-of-purchase' between the two was official.

Bertie attempts feeling the bright-side by down-playing the chill between the two as temporary, and when hearing the doorbell, presumes it's Thos, instructing Jeeves as to when the boy was expected to be ready to attend a show at the Old Vic, but Jeeves revealing it was more likely Pirbright, or Catsmeat, as Bertie likes to say, who currently awaited entry. Jeeves relays of he and his sis, Corky also having called earlier, Bertie surprised since he expected Corky would be in Hollywood, Jeeves relaying she was currently vacationing, and earlier went to a film with Thos after they'd had tea. Bertie then inquires after the two sibs: Corky doing fine, but Catsmeat on the rocky side. Bertie decides to have Jeeves let the man in, and confirms Catsmeat's look of woe.

Bertie mentions how uncommon Catsmeat being a negative sort was, then mentions his fam having an entertainment background, Corky also in the biz since teenage-dom, she having dynamism and (espièglerie - roguishness). Catsmeat, usually the best friend player on stage, keeps his temperament the same as when not working, friends at the Drones who have done his play, saying he's a "Groucho Marx" type. Currently, Catsmeat was looking so down as to be as depressed as a character from "a Russian drama", Bertie then apologizing for having missed he and Corky earlier. Catsmeat explains Corky was the niece who had spoken on Bertie's behalf, he telling of their religious relation.

Bertie thinks the country life would drive her nuts, but Catsmeat relates how she was in her element, then informs him of doing a two-man act from his play, Bertie now warming to the idea of having to perform, but wondering and learning why Catsmeat hadn't gotten the part, it being due to his bad standing with the females at Deverill Hall, Bertie wanting his opinion of what he was in for, but Catsmeat revealing he didn't know them, they only disliking him because he was getting hitched to their niece, which brought him to his purpose of coming, Bertie supplying restorative which did its duty. Catsmeat begins by declaring his pure affection for Gertrude, the two head-over-heels, but of course, upon her mother and aunts hearing of this, it going terribly, since they had a discriminative view of actors, and Gertrude unable to go against her mother. On top of this, Catsmeat would soon be on his way to Hollywood for a job and didn't want to leave before attaching the ole ball and chain (like Joy in the Morning), this because of Esmond, Gertrude's fam preferring she marry Moneybags, he also a charmer who had already attempted to go after Corky. Catsmeat then comes to how he planned for Bertie to help, which was to Siamese twin himself to Gertrude to dissuade any alone romantic time with Esmond, Bertie allowing he must rally round due to their vast school history, Catsmeat quite pleased, and offering his services to any favor Bertie may have, which made him recall Gussie (poulet rôti au cresson - roast chicken with watercress-- yum) and didn't want him talking himself out of his union with Madeline, Bertie believing Catsmeat could charm the gloom away.

Catsmeat at first hesitates, but agrees when learning Bertie's plans tied him, the latter now calmed and unknowing how the next day would find him. Apparently, the next day brought positive attitudes, Bertie sending Thos off to Borstal, and he in grand ole mood, going through his day with ease, his suspicions perking when coming home to certain noises of dog and lady, Bertie curious what this could mean, and walking in to be brought down by a mixed breed dog as Corky watched with affection. Bertie describes her looks being finer than before, but they being great at the start, as well. He tells how she'd be high on the list of beauties if considered for the cast in a desert island role.

Corky then introduces her pup, and inquires after Bertie's health, etc and vice versa, they going through the motions, and catching up on the deets of missing each other the day before, as well as being certain he'd gotten the Pat and Mike script, and Bertie confirming he'd been studying it, then inquiring who had gotten the opposite role, Corky sharing it was a Constable Dobbs. She makes clear when Bertie is to whack Dobbs with the umbrella in the play, he was to do so with gusto, she defending her uncle on his behalf, since Dobbs was an atheist, he shoving it in her uncle's face whenever he could. Bertie steps up to the challenge proudly, Corky thanking him. She then shares how the town expected his comic stylings to be top billing, the rest of the show-runners being residents of the area, and Esmond even singing a ditty, her tone changing upon voicing the name. Bertie catches on, and broaches the subj. sensitively, Corky confiding what had occurred when Bertie relayed what he'd heard.

After stating of dropping Esmond due to being a coward at standing up to his aunts, Bertie defends the act, but notes of Corky ignoring his words, a common act for the females in regard to Bertie. Corky confesses how despite calling off their wedding due to he not having the courage to share their plans with his aunts, she was still gaga for him. Bertie was aware of the emotion this brought up in her, but doesn't get too mushy with sentiments, he moving on to the aunts and Corky believing he'd dislike them, calling them "bitches", Bertie gladly distracted by her dog again, since knowing Corky's family had difficulty in solidifying their plans of marriage, she stating similarly in Catsmeat's regard with Gertrude, the man himself interrupting them as they start to speak of his best options. The two greet him and note his deflated manner wordlessly.

Bertie senses Catsmeat was also dealing with the aftermath of a night of drinking so has Jeeves respond in kind by a request for his elixir. When Bertie sees Catsmeat's attempt to nod off, he'd been readying to allow it, but Corky shakes him up to inquire why he'd broken his promise to stay sober, Catsmeat blaming Gussie's company made it impossible. He then proceeds to relate of Gussie getting sentenced to fourteen days for being threatened by Catsmeat to swim in the Trafalgar fountain and a cop catching him, Jeeves then returning with drink. Bertie recalls a memory of his twelfth year whilst at Malvern House, a private educational institution where a Reverend Upjohn relayed a story about a soldier, who did an unselfish act, and upon completing the moral of the story, getting on Bertie's case for having an absent-minded look on his face.

Bertie resists taking Jeeves' remedy himself, Catsmeat's health looking much restored, he then peeved about Jeeves' reaction to his remembering when Gussie was expected at Deverill, and his current jail-birdery. The only fortunate part so far was Catsmeat revealing Gussie had been quick enough to not give his real name, Jeeves then decides to deposit the currently teething mutt in the kitchen, he unable to focus on Bertie's important issues. Corky then inquires why Bertie was so invested, he confessing he and Madeline's difficult history, going through where it'd begun with Gussie being too shy to begin the pourparlers (preliminary discussion) and Bertie offering to relay Gussie's feelings, and Madeline keeping him as back-up fiancé if needs arise, Corky seeing his point. Bertie then describes his worst fear would be realized if he had to attend his own wedding, revealing his middle name: B.W.W. (only initials will I supply). Corky had seen a picture of Madeline and hadn't met her, not knowing her looks, whilst having much, didn't compensate for her personality, which she had daisies and fairies filling the mold.

Corky also admits to not knowing Gussie, Bertie suggesting she ask around to confirm his thoughts on the couple being two peas, etc. She then confirms Bertie's worry on flapping in the wind if Madeline decided to look elsewhere for marriage, he making clear his only option, if Madeline changed her plans in order to become his little wife, he'd have no option other than to agree, she then wondering how Bertie would be able to leave Madeline ignorant to Gussie's current whereabouts, Bertie relying on Jeeves. The man himself walks in and determines there is a way out, but questioned whether Bertie would accept it, he describing someone would need to pretend to be Gussie, and if Bertie couldn't get a buddy to do it, would need to take on the personality himself. Bertie definitely soured on the idea, and then recalls Catsmeat, he yelling for him, waking him, and then has Jeeves repeat his plan to him, Catsmeat agreeing it was a great idea when thinking Bertie would be playing the role (Bertie's gentle coaxing being a hilarious moment), but Bertie sharing of they preferring he did it, Catsmeat backing out immediately.

Bertie empathizes with Catsmeat's negative memory of the fellow, he resorting to the same go-to as his buddies do on his behalf, he beginning with Catsmeat being within range of Gertrude, Corky supporting this, but Catsmeat piling on reasons for Gussie being characteristically at odds with himself, he being a schmo of maximum degree whilst Catsmeat was seen as a prized specimen, concluding how no one would be fooled, but Bertie being able to pull off the deception in spades. Bertie immediately is taken aback, Corky giving Catsmeat a hard time, since he was giving up the opportunity to sway Esmond's interest, but Catsmeat content to let Bertie handle the situation the way they agreed. Bertie then steps up to the dirty job with grace, Catsmeat satisfied, bows out to Bertie's room for more uninterrupted z's, Corky also leaving due to other plans, she informing how devastated the townsfolk would be when updated Bertie would be subbed with Gussie. Bertie stops her before she leaves without her dog, she detailing how she hoped to have Bertie bring him with him to Deverill in order to warm her Uncle to the idea, Bertie having reservations on how a canine like him would make him look.

Corky reminds him it'd be Gussie who they all would believe had brought the pup and would most likely be happier it was a mutt than lizards. After she'd hastened out, Jeeves lets on how he understood Bertie's unfair circumstance, then quotes Marcus Aurelius, Bertie unimpressed and ready to get a move on before it became too late. Bertie notes how whilst he hadn't arrived at the witching hour, he had been terribly late, his car not helping his timing, and once he'd gotten to the doorbell, it was twenty after eight. On a previous occasion, Bertie is reminded of a moment with Jeeves where he'd quoted something from the Middle Ages which gave impression to being suspicious of the surroundings (Roland going to the Dark Tower, which I had been unaware was something before Stephen King, but now I've researched further, it makes more sense), Bertie understanding this sentiment, since he admired the aesthetic greatness of the property, but also couldn't ignore the aunts soon to be in his midst and Esmond's eventual loathing for him due to his mission.

When Bertie is greeted by an impressively large butler, he makes certain to correct his presumption of being himself and claims Gussie's name. Charlie Silversmith made Bertie feel like a blushing young idler (flâneur), Jeeves' Uncle Charlie an imposing fellow, the dog reacting with unrest, Bertie feeling for the pup, and Charlie stating he'd have the dog led to the stables, then pointing Bertie to a sink, since dinner had begun without him and he wouldn't be able to change clothes, Bertie quite rattled by this, but hanging in there, he then thrown to the dogs, aunts all around him, he lastly noting Esmond and Gertrude at the end of the table. Bertie understood Catsmeat's point of view of the girl's charm, he pondering the young lovers' fates as the aunts continued their mystifying choice of discussion, but then another aunt brings conversation around to having met the vicar, and if Augustus could explain the nature of the "cross-talk act", Bertie alright with this, since he hadn't wanted to allow Gussie to get a bad rap for not joining the chat and then having Madeline learn of this. Bertie describes the skit, it getting an all around thumbs-down from the aunts, they supporting Gussie not being in the play and how Madeline would've disapproved, anyways.

This news froze Bertie to the core, he not considering Madeline's posish on the subj, he realizing he'd have to warn Corky she'd need to discover a new Pat. The aunts then move on to how they'd heard Bertie was the right sort for acts of this kind, wondering where he could be, the chap must being the eccentric sort. Dame Daphne, lead aunt, declares how Agatha had mentioned debating whether Bertie would be better off "in a home", these words souring Bertie a bit, he believing some kinder words should've been on the docket what with relenting to leading Thos about for the last few days; "a thankless aunt", indeed. Bertie would've been glad for a proper drink, but was getting the Gussie treatment (definitely covered in the TV show).

Then an aunt mentions Bertie's escapade with cop helmet, Bertie sharing the actual story for them, but moving on when realizing it wasn't helping his case for lightening the mood, he telling a tale of two deaf men on a train, one aunt stating and relaying this to the deaf aunt in their presence. Bertie, unfortunately now having to relate the not so nice joke, goes as expected, the deaf aunt getting a more friendly version, the aunts eventually bowing out and Bertie moving toward Esmond to have a chat and hopefully a nightcap. As Bertie got a better view of Esmond, he again could relate why Catsmeat would be up in arms of a man of this caliber after his lady love. Esmond looks the sort to be a sensitive, handsome soul with the body of a broad fighter.

Bertie waits patiently whilst Esmond took his time starting a conversation, Bertie drinking in the well-filled wine carafe, until Esmond spoke of not having quite understood his story, Bertie relaying it with confusion after Esmond spoke of hearing "Woking", but he stating he got it before Bertie could correct himself. Esmond then notices Bertie's bothered look when he refills his glass, Esmond offering him some, which Bertie snaps for with innocence of "trying it". The two get on rather well as they continue their wining together, Esmond taking a leap at confiding his feelings to Gussie, Bertie having forgotten, but bedazzled by Esmond's top-notch hosting skills, saying so, and the two side-tracking with compliments to each other, Esmond noting how he felt comfortable enough with Gussie to reveal why he was down, he head-over-heels for Corky. Then Esmond explains how the nonsense of he loving his cousin, Gertrude had come from a film, he testing the idea in order to make Corky jealous after she'd ended their courting, Bertie properly lightened in knowing Catsmeat's girl was safe, Bertie wanting to reassure Esmond of Corky still having loads of affection for him, but satisfies with moral support, Esmond allowing his will still being strong, especially after Corky had enlisted his singing talents for the concert, he only plagued by nerves, regardless of his being beloved by townsfolk, but betting on the good feedback to warm Corky further, he sharing the song he planned to sing being a little ditty written by two of his aunts.

This worries Bertie a bit, Esmond offering to sing it for his opinion, and starting at the chorus, Bertie halting him for thinking it was he relaying being on a phone, Esmond clarifying it was a hunting tune (the next few beats had me laughing out loud for the absurdity, great stuff!), Bertie having to suggest he leave out adding Gussie's name at the end of a line, Esmond taking it one more time, Bertie then suggesting he may want to flesh out the chorus due to the repeating words, he giving a fair substitute, and then laying on a few more adds for safety measures, Esmond properly thankful and in awe at his cleverness. The two continue working on the lyrics, Bertie taking his gusto a bit too far, Dame Daphne walking in and huffing about the state of them, Bertie getting his first glimpse of a put-down Esmond, he losing respect for the fellow as he explained the need for practice. She informs and commands he join Gertrude for a game of backgammon, he leaving heavy-footed, and then turning her attention to Bertie and inquiring whether he was responsible for the pup in the stable, Bertie having forgotten the mutt, then relaying he'd been keeping him for Corky, her attitude darkening, as he shared of Corky's reasons for this, Daphne then informing him, dog had broken out and was amongst those in "the drawing-room". Bertie finds himself sticking up for Sam Goldwyn, (Mr. dog-sir) he usually composed "compos.", but his current mood stemming from his bond to Bertie, which he found sweet.

Daphne told of seeing it in a more serious light, since Charlotte was currently overcoming her trauma of giving the animal a piggy-back ride, of which was forced upon her, Bertie seeing this as just desserts for writing such a sub-par tune. Daphne then informs how Charlie had sustained injury, but getting the dog into a closet, the next move being to ship him to the vicarage, which upon Bertie offering to take care of, is instead told to call it a night. Bertie was satisfied with this suggestion, since the going rate usually had a guest sitting through many dull entertainments, Bertie ready to contact Jeeves. Charlie appears out of nowhere when Daphne mentions his name, Bertie thinking the talent must be genetic, and before the man leaves him, Bertie asks him to send for his man, not expecting Catsmeat, but getting him.

Bertie considers how he'd have reacted in Childe Roland's era where peeps were getting transformed left and right, the idea of Jeeves being turned into Catsmeat handled with ease and grace, but he having a shock making him look like the lovesick wolf, eyes a-pop (this being where I would normally supply an image, but nothing up to par, so for those who haven't seen The Mask, watch it, laugh, and know to what I refer). Bertie mistakenly refers to Catsmeat by his name, he reminding him he was his butler, Meadowes, and informs him Jeeves wouldn't be able to attend, Bertie looking to the wall and inquiring why he hadn't joined him. Catsmeat explains it was due to his Uncle figuring something was amiss if he saw Jeeves was suddenly employed by Gussie. Whilst Bertie allowed this, he wondered why Jeeves hadn't confided this to him, Catsmeat relaying how it had dawned on him after Bertie had gone and the idea of bringing Charlie in on the deets wouldn't have worked due to the man's strict morals.

Catsmeat then shares how he'd required fortification after meeting the man, he afterward going off on a tangent about the cooking sherry he'd tasted and the parlour maid who gave it to him, she engaged to the local law enforcement, Dobbs, and when Bertie brings them back on topic about why Catsmeat had decided to come as his butler, he expands on how it would be his reason to shadow Gertrude, but when Bertie isn't behind his cause, Catsmeat immediately gets chilly, then talking Bertie out of all of his ideas of any other place about town he could've stayed, moving on to whether he'd approached Gertrude, yet, she having received a moment to see him, and in complete shock when recognizing him. The two hadn't spoken though, Bertie then sharing Esmond's words, which were quite a comfort to Catsmeat, he then deciding to go, but Bertie informing him to relay to Corky of he having to decline the role of Pat, Catsmeat agreeing, Bertie's good news for him not keeping his emotions on the high side. Bertie was able to remedy this with a good novel of "Murder at Greystone Grange", this lulling him to unconsciousness, but right before nodding off, believing he'd heard the commotion of another guest downstairs, and upon the morn, his tea being brought by Charlie, who still seemed frazzled about the dog, Bertie inquires if he'd heard rightly of a late guest, Charlie not denying this and stating it was Wooster, he then leaving him with the confusion of his name, Jeeves then coming in with his breakfast. Bertie was in such a state, fresh off his reading about supernatural subjects, he at first believed Jeeves was an apparition, but when smelling the bacon, comes to his senses, Jeeves greeting him and stating how he'd rightly supposed Bertie would want to take breakfast solitarily. 

Jeeves comments on his Uncle Charlie's seriousness, Jeeves agreeing to this and Bertie in awe he'd called the man Charlie, what with his personality not seeming friendly enough for it. He then gives opinion on the yumminess of the bacon, the two chatting of the goodness of kippers and ham also aiding the positivity in starting the day. Bertie then remembers a question needing asking, he wanting to learn the meaning of Jeeves' presence, the man supplying he'd come with Gussie, Bertie quite shocked with the news. They then get to the thick of how Gussie had gotten released, a palm getting greased, and Esmond not knowing the meaning of trying times.

Jeeves then explains how Gussie needed to be present at the Hall in order to write daily to Madeline, Bertie realizing this logic, and Jeeves then explaining on Gussie not being happy because of having to fill in for him in the stage act, as well as how Bertie had been handling Gussie's doings at the Hall thus far, he knowing if Madeline was apprised he'd be in trouble. Then, turning to Catsmeat's matter of love, Jeeves reveals he having confided in him, Bertie marveling at how common it was, and Jeeves enjoying his ability to aid the lovesick, and this need having brought on the idea of he going in Jeeves' place. Bertie shares how it would've been nice if they'd thought to warn him, he then making certain Jeeves had learned Catsmeat's trouble was fairly fixed, but Esmond still having a time in front of him, Bertie catching Jeeves up on how Esmond planned to win Corky's love publicly, but Corky not flipping for anything short of a rebellion against his aunts, Jeeves considering the request possible, since if Esmond did get good ratings from the crowd, he may well find the courage to stand up to aunts, Bertie reminded of Bingo's situation being similar, he then giving Jeeves the task of getting those about town to lend their cheers to Esmond, also making certain Jeeves set up a meeting place for he and Gussie to catch up, the post office being decided on in an hour, Bertie then requesting the start for a dip in the tub. Bertie gets caught up in his bathing due to a bout of crooning to himself, and so discovers Gussie waiting for him at the place of government shipping of products, he noticing his bad mood, and learning he would have preferred prison what with having to put up with being Bertie being quite a nuisance, also realizing how Deverill would forever relate his person to Gussie's appearance.

Gussie proceeds with how the aunts of Deverill Hall were treating him as if a leper and brought up how Bertie was bringing his name down, as well, what with his drunken singing. Bertie explains how Esmond had required this and he hadn't actually been drunk, but toasty, suggesting Gussie deny everything should Madeline hear anything, elaborating how the scene could be open for interpretation, which Gussie allows, but hopes Bertie can be mindful of his actions moving forward, and when Bertie brings up Catsmeat as a segue, Gussie is fired up by the new subj., since Catsmeat had been the cause of his jail time. Gussie then inquires about the two-man act, Bertie proceeding with care, he handing the script over to him as explanation. As Gussie reads, he has a look of non-acceptance, and once learning Catsmeat was the author, sextuple-snorts his derision and speaks of not being surprised, then continues how misinformed Catsmeat sounded when it came to his characterization of Irishmen, and then has to be told the play had jokes sprinkled throughout, of which he had been unaware, and on top of this, learns the other player would be a police officer, halting him completely, since he'd be expected to hit the man with an umbrella and he'd already done this in Trafalgar Square, outright refusing, even deciding to let Corky know his decision firsthand, but promptly shuts up on sight of her, she coming toward them, along with her pup, Bertie deciding Corky's ability to sway was definitely in order, and once greeting her and introducing her to Gussie, informs her of his being on-the-fence, and left her to her abilities.

Bertie gets to his room un-harassed by aunts, and some time later Gussie reappears at his door looking quite pleased, explaining how after speaking with Corky, she'd made everything seem much more palatable. Gussie goes on to state how Bertie not performing was most likely best, since he wasn't right for the role, the former defending his abilities. Gussie goes on to tell what Corky had said on the matter, which had himself looking perfect for the act. Bertie sees the futility in arguing and lets him be, deciding to mention, regardless, Madeline would be opposed, so wouldn't be able to prove himself anyways, then attempting to knock Gussie down by bringing up his issues with hitting Dobbs the cop, Gussie updating how Dobbs had been replaced, he arguing with Corky and then Sam Goldwyn biting him, the cop detaining the pup until learning whether he had a history of attacks, Gussie happy Catsmeat would be his new partner, and then gave Bertie the poems he needed to memorize for the performance, Madeline having requested this of Gussie, but he now quite happy to pass the task on, Bertie not feeling well with his new discomfiture.

Bertie's V-shaped (possibly verse) melancholic days don't become brighter, and when the second day of the week finds him, he's ever closer to needing a variety of booze, his situation crying out for relief. What was truly bothering him most, though was how Gussie was acting, and the start stemming from their post-post office discussion, Gussie's words tipping Bertie off and then laying its eggs in his brain until certainty of Gussie's new love for Corky was plain, the aunts of Deverill Hall noticing the same and their comments not conducive to an Aunt Agatha report, Gussie practically Corky's accessory since first meeting, and Bertie not wanting to fathom how Agatha would react. When he decides to share his woes with Jeeves, he learns Gussie had allowed him to go to a lecture back in London, so Bertie would have to seriously consider his problem, singly and deciding he'd have to press upon Corky how she could ease his mind by pushing Gussie away. So he biffs off to locate her when he's called to by Dame Daphne, who was poisoning some bugs in her rose garden, Bertie wary of her needle-carrying hand, what with the serious look on her face, he learning Gussie had apparently not sent a line to Madeline, she having sent a telegram, and Dame Daphne for-shaming Gussie on his insensitive conduct, Bertie wobbly with the news, he likening it to a Drones lad, Widgeon taking him by surprise on the street with an earful of horn.

Bertie again had bad imaginings of Madeline's curiosity getting the best of her if Gussie didn't write soon, he overcome by this for a little while before getting himself to walk again, and then ponders on how Corky, the fons et origo (origin) had doomed him. There was a time in their dancing days when Bertie had retaliated against Corky via wooden dumb-bell, which he'd regretted up to this point, but now hoped he'd get a second chance. As he practiced his lead-in to the conversation, he sees Corky in her car, but she busy about to attend to her uncle's duties and having to rain-check his chat, she then sharing how Gussie was currently grabbing the soup required for her stop and after, the old lady she was visiting would keep her regaling Hollywood stories, she also sharing how handy Gussie had been for her lately, and also relating how Bertie's cousin, Thos had gotten in touch with her about the autographed pictures she'd given him being a hit at his school, the boys normally not paying over 9p, but he getting 12p, she sharing how she'd also given him permission to visit on his mid-term break, then Gussie returns, puppy dog agog, until Corky drives off and Bertie pokes him between the ribs, and asks why he wasn't writing Madeline, he giving the excuse of being booked solid for time because of the two-man act, Bertie demanding he drop her a line today, regardless, he looking put upon and then deciding he wouldn't do it, to punish her for leaving him alone there, and when Bertie gives him 'one last chance', he sticks to his inaction and walks away, Bertie returning to see Catsmeat smoking one of his ciggies and looking like he was blissfully thinking of Gertrude. Seeing Bertie helps him resurface, he having planned to discuss something in particular, Bertie replying with stink for having gotten tired of him, he believing Catsmeat had taken the job as his butler flippantly and hadn't done anything to prove his loyalty to the position.

Catsmeat updates how his letters via Jeeves to Gertrude was going quite well, and Bertie agrees it was bully for him, but Gussie was becoming an issue with his resistance in writing Madeline. Catsmeat sees the issue stemming from Gussie heart-ing Corky, and explaining why Corky was keeping Gussie strung being to do with proving to Esmond she was desired. Catsmeat then suggests Bertie confess to Corky Esmond's true feelings, Bertie thinking the time may have passed what with Madeline's last telegram, but Catsmeat holding out everything could be fixed. He gives the opinion Bertie should write Madeline in the guise of Gussie, he even supplying the note for him to copy, then informing him he had plans with Queenie, who was having trouble with her fiance' Dobbs, Queenie unable to get over his Atheism.

So, Bertie writes out the letter, of which was to be envied for its perfect tone, and after dropping it off, hears Corky a-calling. Bertie makes it so Corky can't escape him like she'd done earlier, she making certain she wasn't in for more Hollywood chat, then going off on how long-winded the old lady she'd visited had been, Bertie again having to wait until she remembered who had started this conversation. When he mentions the subject of Gussie, and was explaining how he'd spoken with Catsmeat, she again interrupts to make sure they were both on the same page of knowledge regarding his plan to convince Gertrude to run off and marry him, Corky's investment in this being how Esmond would handle the news. Bertie realizes her ploy in relation to Gussie was on point and jumps into setting Corky on the true path, she exceptionally pleased by the update, he then cluing her in on Jeeves contribution for when Esmond performed at the show, she realizing with the proper reception, he could grow some balls.

Bertie then compares a similar scenario regarding Bingo Little, his wife, the novelist Rosie M. Banks, they now also with baby, and Bingo's issue with acquiring a raise, and after his tot won a contest, had the courage to demand his raid, and receives it. Corky was readying to implement her part like Jeeves, getting an amenable crowd ready, but Bertie is adamant in finishing his request by making certain she was on-board with his Save Bertie's Bachelorhood (WordPress gives me Bachelorhood, but so many other real words get the red-line?! Poppycock!), she agreeing without a fight. Bertie's fresh relaxation was not to be kept, for upon returning to his room, Catsmeat places the news of Agatha soon to be in their midst, as an added bonus. Bertie took the news soberly, he visibly stricken, but biding his time until Catsmeat had more information, he making the trip to London for Jeeves' help. Catsmeat returns in the late afternoon to Bertie's now supposedly masked anticipation, he retelling his experience thoroughly and ending with Jeeves' idea involving Aunt Agatha leaving right quick when discovering 'Young Thos' was missing from school.

The idea was to lure the boy into escape upon learning a favorite movie star was within meeting distance, a back up to the 5 quid also in reserve to sweeten the deal. Bertie believed the celeb would be plenty, though. Catsmeat thought he'd reward the lad regardless, since knowing Aunt Agatha would surely give him hell for bouncing out of school, Bertie commending him. As they discuss Corky and how easily she'd taken Catsmeat's plan, they receive telegrams and Catsmeat urges Bertie to open them despite being addressed to Gussie. Catsmeat leaves Gussie to cheer up Queenie, Bertie's resolve to wait for Real Gussie weakening.

Bertie submits, and opens one, it from Jeeves confirming all had gone accordingly, but instead of leaving the second letter alone, he learns it's from Madeline and she on her way to Deverill Hall. Bertie takes the news with grace, 'hands holding head'. He waits for Catsmeat to return, waylaying him along with Queenie, who had an unpleasant film-watching experience. Bertie didn't have patience to 'tut tut' her misfortune, though, handing Catsmeat the note from Madeline.

Catsmeat makes a joke at Bertie's expense for having caved on his morals and then admits they needed a plan, Bertie reminding him of how he'd helped this mess by getting Gussie into trouble in the first. Catsmeat makes valid claims of Bertie's part in the matter, which in turn allows him to let sleeping dogs, etc. They then plan on discussing a new ruse to keep Madeline in the dark. The evening doesn't end early, unfortunately, guests from around a 20 mile radius attending, so when Bertie saw his room it was nearly midnight, Catsmeat having left a note revealing he was off to implement his cracker jack of a plan the next day, with Bertie's car to carry him.

Knowing this partially eased Bertie's anxiety, but knew it could be hit or miss with Catsmeat due to years before, seeing a comment written about him by their principal as he'd been questing for biscuits. Bertie prepares for sleep with a smoke when Gussie presents himself, complaining about the waste of time din din was, due to the guests and Corky not being present. Gussie then reveals he was there to borrow a tie from Bertie, who hoped Gussie's upcoming visit with Corky would knock him out of the sky with haste. Gussie then admits to finally having written to Madeline, Bertie realizing his earlier letter to her would now be suspicious.

Gussie wasn't pleased he'd gone rogue, but also not sweating it, since he'd broken off their engagement. The Larches is described with the locals receiving the company's 'h' and 'c' water (pff). Bertie was off to retrieve the letter of Doom before Madeline got hold of it and was considering the repercussions for his actions if the Constabulary found him out, but believed the felony justified his reasons. So, Bertie secreted himself in a bush at the address expecting the letter, including the pacing being mot juste to strolling. He then muses on how Nature turns her back on lurv as he's accosted by the bright and warm weather along with a friendly multi-legged creature walking upon his person.

As Bertie deals with this, more worrisome is whether the proper requirements for his plan to work will be given to him. As he's surprised by a ginger cat, someone opens a window nearby and a maid pops out the front door to dust a mat. Bertie sees to the dining room and thinks Madeline could very well come down for breakies when the mailman arrives and Bertie's hopes are dropped, since Mr. Mailman was a young flirt and would be taking his time. Bertie readies himself to pounce when postman biffs off and the maid does as he thought and sets the mail at the table.

This doesn't gladden Bertie for long, since now the maid didn't leave as he'd hoped, taking a smoke until scurrying off upon hearing something (Madeline). Bertie gets his dash of luck though, since she heads for the garden. The moment is of course marred by Bertie's flowering cowardice, but also someone walking in with a dog which would've effected Bertie's mission, as well, this being Madeline's buddy. Bertie realizes this pup would definitely blow his cover, but kitty then took the opportunity to flee, the dog going after, and Madeline's friend bringing up the tail-end. When he saw the trio turn the corner, Bertie fetches the letter.

Unfortunately, Bertie sees the girl and dog heading back toward him as he was in mid-getaway, so he multiple "nipped" his way to a room across the hall. Bertie discovers he may have located Madeline's buddy, Hilda's room, due to the feminine quality and sports equipment strewn about. Bertie leaves this be in preference to the window of Freedom, but a red-faced gardener blocks his want of an unnoticed escape. So, like Bertie's ill will to the lazy maid, he loathed this stand-about man.

As Bertie saves a framed photo of Madeline from falling as he was pacing, he had a light bulb mo. Gussie needed to have  a reminder of who he was dumping, in Bertie's fevered brain, so swiping the picture for Gussie as a possibility for his love to rekindle seemed like a good bet (supporting his optimism with other unlikely scenarios). Then, he is interrupted by an approaching maid, so thinking a bit less slowly, he ends up behind a sofa. The maid is called away from her hovering by Hilda, Madeline soon joining her.

Whilst listening to them, Bertie felt empathy for her, believing she was emo about lurv. Madeline talks to her chum about the "happy flowers", then shares her worry over Gussie's lack of letters and wanting to see him sooner, Hilda not giving a toss. As they talk, Bertie is brought up in regards to his yearning love for Madeline and how difficult for him it must be to write dictated letters to sweet, sweet Madeline. Hilda then becomes suicidally dark when admitting to having a firearm secreted away in her room, but backhandedly assures she wasn't in danger of going through with it.

Hilda then puts her 2 cents in on how Madeline should handle Gussie, thinking Bertie a better option, since he had money. Madeline wasn't amused and neither was Bertie, she then starts, seeing her picture wasn't where it used to be, on the table. Hilda suggests she ask the maid and as Madeline checks, Hilda allows her big pup to wander off the couch, where he immediately snuffles around Bertie, surprised by what his nose leads him to, backing off and sound the doggy alarm. Madeline returns, shocked to see Hilda with her pistol and leaving Bertie with questions as to Hilda's plan of action.

As Hilda explains to Madeline what she had in mind, she speaks at the mystery man to reveal himself.  Madeline screams upon seeing Bertie as Hilda contemplates a good frisking to see if Bertie had more stolen goods on him. Madeline shares Bertie's identity with Hilda, she leaving them to talk out Bertie's issue of obv. love with Madeline. Bertie meanwhile, wasn't looking forward to the experience. Bertie attempts to relieve the silence with a general statement about the weather and his reason for being there only to pop by and update Madeline of Gussie's health, as well as why he had Madeline's portrait being for Gussie's use, ofc!

Bertie doesn't receive the calming response his words deserved, though. Instead Madeline looks saddened, asking Bertie if he'd read a particular Rosie Banks novel, she giving him the plot, and he commenting as she goes (hilariously). When she finishes, Bertie couldn't believe the reason Banks' crap was so popular. Madeline then likens Bertie to the protagonist who's love was spurned and dies before getting a happily ever after.

Madeline shares why Hilda was being emo was caused by a man called Harold hogging the tennis ball they were on the same team to swat. She ended their engagement because of this turd thinking he was more talented and should shoulder the game. Madeline finished by how torn up she was, when Hilda reenters with a tune on her lips, she having received a letter from the oaf and would forgive him in a couple of days. Hilda then relays how Claude Pirbright had dropped by to see Madeline and before she goes, gives Bertie a kind word about the "predicament of unrequited nonsense" she found the two of them in and how they'd laugh about it in their grey years, perhaps a bit mistily.

Hilda returns back inside after an encouraging word for the gardener outside, she learning how Bertie also knew "Beefy" Harold Anstruther and her plans to return Bertie where he belonged, beside Madeline. She invites him to breakies, but he declines since he wanted to catch Catsmeat for any news, he withering at the thought of her influence on Madeline as he goes. When he sees Catsmeat coming though, he was speed-racing to the point of missing Bertie's attempts at flagging him down, so returns for nourishment and then Deverill Hall. So, the ride back wasn't the most convenient and the first person Bertie recognizes is his cuz, "young Thos", who immediately calls attention to Bertie's drabness, he swatting him as he passed.

Corky then greets him from her car, mentioning how Sidney, her unc. had taken to Thos and she thought of him fondly, Bertie of course surprised by any sort of goodwill in relation to his cousin seeming out of place. She explains how Thos offered to bludgeon the local cop for nicking Sam Goldwyn and saw his invitation as sweet. As Bertie struggled with this news, Corky goes on to speak of Catsmeat who received news from his love, Gertrude about her eagerness to run off with him. Bertie's response makes her realize he was distrait and had taken a side-trip to hell before getting back to Deverill.

Corky listens to his tale attentively, Bertie quite pleased she didn't interrupt and even gasped at appropriate deets. After which, Bertie couldn't help but think, due to all his vibrant living, Death coming a-knocking didn't sound terrible. Corky did supply some decent information in return, though; Catsmeat had been able to redirect the Bassett away from Deverill, Bertie responding with praise to the above. Corky though, hadn't shared his uplifted feeling quite as much, she expounding how Bertie's news about the portrait and Mervyn Keene made her wonder if perhaps more should've been done.

This stops Bertie cold, metaphor of what Catsmeat's attempt to help looked like being closer to inadvertent torture ensuing. Upon hearing what he had said of Bertie to dissuade Madeline distressed him to his core. Madeline's reaction of course, containing the flowery response one expects. Corky supported the idea of seeing the bright side and at how the knowledge had stopped Madeline for now.

Bertie made use of this supportive realization, minimizing the fear, she supportive of he seeing the 'correct' view. Bertie learns she planned on working on Gussie upon finishing a job for her. Bertie catches the implication immediately and wasn't detoured by Thos tipping him as he entered the car, Corky avoiding providing any more information about this 'job', to Bertie's animal instinctive fear, but learned Esmond Haddock had found his way to Deverill upon returning from his walkabout. Dame Daphne had made a new rule about port not concluding supper anymore and Bertie had yet to find time to speak with Esmond, since his arrival.

Bertie’s chance is given, though when meeting Esmond in some area of the estate, the two starting with pleasantries until Bertie mentions seeing Corky outside. Esmond attempts to inquire more, but has a swallowing attack (similar to 'whatting'), before asking Wooster if 'Wooster' was with her, Bertie confirming her solo 'flying' and Esmond showing heat over how often Gussie (Wooster) did seem to hang about her as of late. Bertie doesn't help his emotion by supplying how long he/Gussie had known Corky since childhood and leaving thoughts of youthful dance class and passing time together wasn't leaving Esmond with a soothing head-space. Esmond asks about Bertie and Gussie's history, as well, he relating how popular he'd been as a school boy and his general likability, Esmond focusing on perceived character flaws and not having gotten good vibes from Gussie's Wooster persona, giving the metaphor of Gorgonzola cheese being his home of origin.

Bertie attempts to soften Esmond's view, but is rebuffed by how Aunt Daphne had only just mentioned Bertie's bad behavior with the policeman helmet snatching. When Bertie explains the reasoning for said transgression, Esmond regards Bertie's view with distaste. He states how this tom foolery wasn't an isolated incident. Bertie this time letting this be and Esmond continuing about how they'd be ready for any Wooster mischief since the local fuzz was on board to capturing him for any misstep and Esmond would be able to throw the 30 day book at him.

Bertie felt the possible heat as he and Esmond split off, talking aloud of Jeeves being handy, now. The man himself appears looking quite rejuvenated, his usual mysterious poofing out of nowhere, alive and well. Jeeves begins cordially, asking if allowed to provide an opinion, Bertie eager to hear his wisdom. Even after clarifying, it was on the topic of attire, Bertie welcoming the dig and even supplies one to Jeeves to see if he determined the issue correctly.

Jeeves believed he overshot a bit, but decided he'd certainly been better put together before, Bertie immediately word relation-popping a half thought through song involving 'Swanee River', but leaves it be. As Jeeves states his intention of cleaning Bertie's suit, it is noticed the not-so-foolish young sir was preoccupied with anxiety. Jeeves put forth how he'd thought how Thos was in place and Aunt Agatha not being, was going accordingly. Bertie agrees, but clarifies the main course of issues sprung from Gussie because of he being targeted by fuzz, as well of course the mysterious errand Corky had in store for Gussie.

Which reminds Jeeves how Esmond would be set for a friendly audience, Bertie continuing on the topic of Corky and how she required revenge for her dog's arrest and knew she'd be planning something for fuzz Dobbs. Which meant, if she planned on using Gussie in relation to illegal activities, he'd definitely be clinked. Before Jeeves can reply, Bertie concludes with a statement which he notes was Jeeves-like and had expected his reply to cover the range mentioned, being Gussie wouldn't intentionally break the law due to his upbringing and nature, but also knew how impressionable he was, especially with Corky involved. So all of this was putting Bertie on edge, but was buoyed by Jeeves offering to speak to him in order to provide reason.

The topic turns to Catsmeat's happiness and back to Esmond's warm public, before Bertie mentions Gussie's possible whereabouts and to acquire Thos' bludgeon. They end their conversation to begin their tasks for the day, when Bertie sees Gussie exiting a cottage, this being the Police HQ, and he being accompanied by Dobbs. Bertie marveled at the officer and his particular body type: Robust, but petite horizontally. He was noted to also look quite steely in strength.

Currently, Bertie seemed to be experiencing a trying situation what with the look he was sporting. Gussie greets the officer as he passes to enter the office and as soon as he's out of sight, Bertie accosts Gussie with need for explanation. Officer Dobbs comes back out with a shovel before Gussie can answer, scattering frogs which had been sitting upon it, Gussie then suggests Bertie and he move along, afterward wasting time with declaring who Dobbs was, the two confirming this for a moment. Gussie repeats his agreement several times as he gathered his thoughts, then he relates to Bertie's single run-in with the law and how unpleasant it is.

Bertie asks the obvious question then, what had Gussie done, the man stating he'd been "strewing frogs" about. Specifically, in Dobbs' boudoir, our Vicar Catsmeat having thought of the ruse. Corky was who had put the idea to action though, she becoming irate over Dobbs' dislike of her pooch, she thinking one of God's plagues may lighten his heart toward Sam Goldwyn, she enlisting Gussie's help, since he was so willing. Bertie was in shrieking agony within at how Gussie had gone so far in life without a stint in a mental institution.

Upon hearing how Gussie had been caught, he'd only just been able to make out like a proper bandit, since Dobbs hadn't caught him in the act and there wasn't any proof, Gussie having straight up lied when Dobbs asked if he'd brought them in, he then announcing abruptly how he'd best let Corky know Sam Goldwyn would be stuck, what with the ole boy now having a history as a snapper, this being when Gussie was making his way out, being trailed by Dobbs, Bertie hoping nothing and no one worse would cross his path. Bertie stealthily continued on, believing he could hear Aunts echoing voices in the distance, and thinking he'd bypassed them successfully, then sees the one Aunt he'd wanted to avoid: Dame Daphne. Unlike some who had the power to acknowledge monsters and retreat quickly, Bertie became stuck there, he responding to her inquiry as to whether he'd written Madeline and he also supplying carefully why he looked frumpy being due to going to visit Madeline, Dame Daphne horrifyingly pleased and sending for some OJ. Uncle Charlie, finally turns up after a couple jangles from the bell, explaining his delay was caused by his daughter becoming engaged.

Bertie was surprised because Silversmith was related to the girl, Queenie and then trying to remember why he recognized the fiance's name of Meadowes. Silversmith admits Meadowes was Fink-Nottle's 'personal attendant', his look implying to Bertie, the man saw him as a family style equal. Bertie is now worried, Dame Daphne orders OJ for Bertie and insists he change. Bertie requests Meadowes bring his drink so he could congratulate him.

When Catsmeat finally appears, Bertie gauges he looked a bit cloudy-eyed from his new status. The first thing to pass Catsmeat's lips is his misfortune. Bertie immediately enlisting Jeeves' help when Catsmeat asks for his suggestion on how to fix his upcoming event. Catsmeat is led into describing how he'd gotten to this point.

Catsmeat begins with how he'd been in such a dreamy mood from Gussie's message, he'd found himself in the servant's hall where he came across Queenie crying. In an attempt to comfort her, he'd cooed encouraging words and then began kissing her better; like a sibling, according to him. Which is how Silversmith found them, she setting upon his knee, his arm about her waist and Silversmith, accompanied by Gussie, (Dun, Dun, DUN!). Silversmith's reaction was at first potentially damaging for Catsmeat, Queenie deciding their engagement was the simplest solution.

This being cause for Gussie to send a new message for their plans being open once more, with the exception of Catsmeat still having to do his cross-talk act, Bertie countering with he being stuck with a Christopher Robin poem, Catsmeat shooting back at least it wasn't Pooh poems, Bertie relenting. The show was to begin at 8:15 pm, Bertie sitting among the crowd for the start, he now understanding why Corky had been annoyed with the talent, but the audience, of course not being concerned with the quality. These talents were the Kegley-Bassington brood. As Bertie peered at the unyielding faces of the men about him regarding the show thus far, Bertie didn't feel hopeful of his chances, and to top it off with Reverend Pirbright opening the show with a speech, gave Bertie insight as to the type of host he was, it not being the high energy jokester sort, but Bertie listing his collection of reasons for being somber having to do with Corky, Gussie, and young Thos staying in the spare room.

Pirbright focuses his introduction on the Church Organ he then introducing the first act, an unimpressive violinist, before Kegley-Bassingtons began, the first of them escaping jabs, Bertie thinking he may survive, each girl getting fair enough reaction. George K-B was up next, he reciting a poem which didn't suit his nature and his family from the wings starting the poem for him when they thought he'd forgotten, he begrudgingly and quickly saying the words and the masses being acceptant, Bertie hoping this boded well for his odds. The act after got the crowd in a decent mood, but then Catsmeat and Gussie fuck it up with their lackluster performance, the two each looking and sounding foully sad and moody. This makes the dialogue sound darker and the punch lines failing to hit.

Then Gussie stops speaking his responses and Catsmeat does both sides of the conversation, which by the end, the two retreat with bowed heads, Esmond up next and singing a-hunting, etc. The young man had prepared properly with booze, he getting the wildest response, and giving 4 encores and the crowd still staying receptive. The next act was an odd dance, the crowd after she'd finished, began chanting for Esmond's return to stage. They winning their wish, Intermission dropping after, Bertie going out for a smoke quite pleased and then chilled with the realization Christopher Robin was no longer available in his brain, he reminded of the idea of drink, immediately awaying to the bar.

As Bertie has a look-see about the place, he spots Jeeves at a table, having a "meditative" beer. Jeeves greets him per his usual way and confirms his mission was a success, regarding retrieval of the cosh from Master Thomas, but Bertie must attempt twice to steer Jeeves toward the subject of his being quite up the hole. Jeeves listens as he describes the depths of his being through the wood, Jeeves probing over Bertie's used memory methods, he relaying the bar was the attempt, Jeeves immediately suggesting a double brandy, which Bertie doubles. As he begins, he only vaguely recalls the poem included a "hoppity hoppity hop", but completely recalled '"Ben Battle"' Jeeves being of the opinion George Kegley-Bassington "barely" performed well enough to pass.

Bertie clarifies his reason for mentioning it was because he no longer had any leftover space for Christopher Robin, the liquid memory booster not boosting. Jeeves suggests they hand over the responsibility to Esmond, who should welcome another chance to impress his fans, he having a book which would've been to prompt Bertie with the lines if need be. He contemplates whether to allow Jeeves to ask, reasoning how well-liked Esmond currently was, which was his deciding factor. As he awaits outside the bar looking at the stars, he's interrupted by Gussie in costume inquiring if he'd acquire some brandy for him.

Bertie provides without a third-degree to his buddy's non-milky request and watches as he gulps half and describes the flavor as appalling which then gives Bertie the chance to ask why he'd wanted it, since he'd already finished his performance shittily. Gussie acknowledges how most would be if they had the task of breaking out a dog from the clink, as well. Bertie now wished for brandy and confesses how Gussie should reconsider what with Esmond wanting a reason to put Gussie away and Dobbs was waiting for his chance, too. Gussie gains confidence with the fact of Dobbs being busy watching the show, Bertie feeling slightly better for him, and Gussie not caring since he was all about impressing Corky, biffing off thusly.

Jeeves then arrives stating his success, Bertie noting he must've needed some buttering what with the length of time passing. Jeeves informs it was actually caused by Dobbs, who had mentioned having decided to skip the remainder of the concert in preference of a good book at his cottage. Bertie's face shows his shock, he revealing why he was frazzled. Jeeves inquires if Bertie would want to attempt in helping Gussie escape.

Bertie didn't see hope in this, but agrees, and as they make their way to Dobbs, Bertie wonders what would make Jeeves exclaim with a "coo!" or "crumbs!" and learns Jeeves hope doesn't waiver if there be breath left (decent rule of thumb). Bertie disagrees with his philosophy and fantasizes Gussie has already been caught by Dobbs. As Jeeves disagrees, they are overcome by Corky, who had seen Gussie pass not long before. As Bertie is unloading the most recent information regarding Dobbs' whereabouts, they hear a barking increase in volume as it approaches closer, Corky berating Bertie for almost scaring her, Sam Goldwyn belting his way at them happily.

After Corky secures pup in car, she mentions crashing the Hall later, then leaves hastily. Not long do the two stand before hearing a tapping noise, Jeeves veering Bertie to darkness before they see Gussie and Dobbs running by, Bertie impressed with Gussie's green be-bearded skill. It wasn't long before Gussie's instincts fail him though, since if he'd kept running, he'd have been free as a bird, but instead, like a bird, shimmies up a tree, instead. Dobbs, now caught up, suggests he climb down, Jeeves saving the simpleton with his recently acquired cosher.

Jeeves also offers to remove the green gummed-on beard for Gussie, who is quite dazed himself at this point. Bertie aways back to the bar for another restorative before going back to the Hall for snacks and a change of wardrobe. Bertie also gave fancy to the ease with which Jeeves seemed to have comfortably resorted to violence and whether it could ever be turnt upon himself, but settled with knowing Jeeves would have to forget etiquette completely. He is encompassed by stray thoughts as Gussie appears without beard and cleaned up, reminding Bertie of his need to change, what with buffet snacks downstairs to look forward to, he also noticing Gussie's nervous energy.

Bertie focused on dressing until a groan escapes Gussie's throat as he stares at a picture of a woman being stared at by a gentleman, Gussie inquiring if Bertie had ever had reality shine blatantly upon him, he describing his mo. had arrived when Dobbs had been standing under the tree reasoning for Gussie to give up, he realizing his lurv had been killed. Corky was a solid gal, but brought too much liveliness to Gussie's existence. Bertie was so happy, his delayed reaction of whoopying scared Gussie into biting his tongue, Bertie apologizing, but also explaining how the news deserved it, since Madeline was so obviously his boo, and he would sing gustily with everyone for the newlyweds upon their wedding day. It's by this point Bertie notices Gussie's visible discomfort, since he was in a new mess and he wished Bertie would end the love story he imagined for him with Madeline, since he was still operating under the notion of his final letter to her having been to end things.

Bertie sets him straight, Gussie still believing Bertie to be a dumb ass, but belied his nature when succeeding with this, Gussie planning to visit Madeline immediately. Bertie, in the mo. of "bien être"  = well being, reminds himself to slow down with his congratulatory whimsy, since other lovers were still pending. As he was preparing to leave for his sammie, Esmond comes in, but like a horse "curvetting": a series of jumps on the 'hind legs'. After Bertie greets and invites him to sit, he's met with a look of disbelief.

Esmond can't imagine how he'd be able to sit and after "loo loo looing" awhile Bertie mentions how much he appreciated Esmond taking over the poems, which had gone fine for him. Bertie reminds Esmond he hadn't shared why he was in such a good mood had been due to Corky, and as he was revving up his explanation, Bertie blew his bubble in the telling a of couple times, since he could sense where Esmond was heading, he getting him back by admitting Bertie didn't look like he'd have been a deep thinker from the time of boyhood. Regardless, Bertie states what Esmond must've done to impress Corky, Esmond confirming, but one small thing still being in the way, he having to stand up to his aunts to prove he wasn't being pushed over by them. Bertie agrees this should be done, but Esmond is peeved by this, since he doesn't know how he'd go about it, Bertie again suggesting the answer lies with Jeeves.

Esmond takes his word and goes off in search of the man, Bertie having a celebratory ciggie, due to every lover being in order, minus Catsmeat. Bertie then sees Jeeves arrive, the two catching up in regards to Gussie's most recent London plan, Corky's tentative engagement and Esmond requesting his assistance. Jeeves accepts, but currently was helping his Uncle Charlie serve refreshment. Esmond then returns, Bertie mentioning where Jeeves had gone and Esmond replying, they need follow, due to being late themselves.

Dame Daphne appears to ask where he'd been, he for once being a smart ass in reply. she heading upstairs and he leading Bertie to the drawing room, where it wasn't long before Uncle Charlie announced Dobbs' arrival. The upper class guests and homeowners had varying displays of curiosity. Dobbs announces having a couple reasons for showing up, the first having to do with speaking with Reverend Sidney about being struck by a thunderbolt, and before Sidney could respond, Dobbs is body checked by Queenie, who had forgiven him and obviously expected her engagement ring returned. Again, varying emotions are viewed, Uncle Charlie not drawn in, but drawing out Queenie from Dobbs' arms, he coming back to himself and scheduling a talk with the Reverend for tomorrow.

Bertie remembers the other task Dobbs had come about. Dobbs asks for Wooster, which upon hearing, Esmond becomes serious with the judgement of the Justice of the Peace. Dobbs goes through his story and Jeeves pipes up when Esmond inquires where he was now, and when learning he had gone to London and Jeeves was his attendant, he states wanting to speak with him in the near future, for previously discussed reasons. In the meantime, Jeeves gives Wooster an alibi so as to sully Dobbs' story, also disappointing Esmond.

Then, Dobbs realizes Catsmeat was the only leftover culprit, which surprises everyone including Bertie, since he couldn't believe Jeeves would overlook screwing Catsmeat over. Esmond calls for Meadowes to be brought, Jeeves obliging. Once presented, they catch him up to his predicament, and Gertrude overcome with the prospect of missing Catsmeat for 30 days, the two embrace and kiss with passion, disturbing the aunts. Once Esmond learns from Corky Meadowes was actually her brother, Catsmeat, he lightens his mood, especially when he reveals his plans to marry Gertrude once getting back to London.

Esmond quiets the "banshee"-like aunts, and after setting the two on the path to using his car, suggests Dobbs go look in on Gertrude, Corky bringing Esmond's attention to how his Aunts had been in uproar this whole time and Dame Daphne had been disturbed enough to come see what had occurred. The four Aunts catch her up and she asks for confirmation in a way which would intimidate Bertie, but Esmond makes like he's shooing flies, acting the most in charge of Aunts as Santa is of reindeer. Esmond states he'd approved of Gertrude and Catsmeat's marriage, since he'd be marrying Corky, who was starry-eyed with acceptance and adoration of he growing a pair. Esmond goes for a stroll with her and Bertie retires to his room. Upon doing so, he finds all of the troubled lovers had been handled, he readying for sleepy-time as Jeeves appears. Bertie gives him props and learns Thos had written his mother about how well he'd been getting on, leading to her arrival and knowing Bertie was there. Jeeves already had an escape plan ready for him, but Bertie at first shows his instinctual fear, and then takes a lesson from Esmond, deciding he'll face Aunt Agatha, with the back up of the cosher being available, he strolling out with purpose. I continue enthusiastically!