Amazon Attacked! (Gastrophobia #2)

By David McGuire

The start of the 2nd book has an intro fleshing out how Phobia got herself kicked out of the Amazons having to do with not being a psychopath and ditching her baby boy. Then later, Gastro needs his mama's siggy for his report card (free edu.), and their slave out's her for not knowing how to read, same as he cannot and this goes into a search for who in Inconsequentia can actually read the report card, since obv one can't ask the kid who earned the grades, haha! But it does turn out to be a bit of a catch 22 as it is, since there's a bit more info about this "teacher" by the end. The Shakespeare parody was cute, but the Bad comics series is quite zen.

When we get to the next storyline, it's so Phobia can set Klepto free since they'd begun dating and it isn't weird enough dating someone who can't get away, no freedom-like. Unfortunately, there's more issues with his unbinding than they realize and before he can get anything done, he's brought into the slaves of the King, since how Phobia had acquired him didn't give her legal right to him at all. When she receives help from a former Amazon and time traveler, she also learns why she's invested in getting Klepto returned, as well, Gastro being found once more and someone having stolen their cart. Shit gets worked out and it's hilariously fun whilst doing so! Onward!